Bear, I was charmed by some of your (first) post, but appalled by a lot of it. I was actually fairly sure it was satire when I misread the line about not shooting southbound illegals, since I figure that an awful lot of American citizens would be heading south under such a regime - probably to escape starvation.
Please take a deep breath and wait to react as you read this: It's clear that YOU have a lot of disdain for this country - AS IT CURRENTLY IS, IN SOME PARTICULAR RESPECTS. And probably a great love for what it still is at its best (by your definitions, naturally), what you wish it was, believe it once was, or hope it could become. Please try to see that someone with different criticisms of the current state of things could probably be described the same way. To be disappointed, heartbroken, and frustrated at the condition of a country one loves very dearly indeed is hardly unpatriotic.
(EDIT: You've posted a few more since then that I don't have any problems with.)
Now, the one thing we just can't have is state-mandated prayer in schools. Whether prayer might be permitted is certainly open to debate, but no religion may legally be shown preferential treatment, and atheists are among those groups whose rights need to be respected. I personally despise all religions equally, although I think that most of them encourage people to be nicer to one another.
I'm opposed to most foreign aid (money to fight AIDS in Africa being a notable exception, and one that even Bush agrees with me on), in favor of limited welfare, and completely in favor of universal medical coverage, not out of Christian principles, but because we ARE the government, and all of those policies save us (collectively, but not in a Communist way) lots of money. In other words, it's economically conservative. And it "provide(s) for the common good", which should be a familiar phrase.
crowbone, you are a perfect example of why the labels "conservative" and "liberal" don't apply to everyone. I don't agree with everything you say, but I'm always glad to see someone who has thought about issues individually and not just adopted a set of prefabricated principles associated with a particular political movement.
bigalthethird, we differ on a few key things for sure, but I respect where you're coming from. I have long described the cornerstone of my political philosophy as, "My right to swing my fist ends where your nose begins". That said, we don't need to see your photo to know that you are a white male. No one else would be so fervent about wishing they lived in the 1950's, no matter how cool the music and hairstyles were back then. And not all white males had such an easy time of it, either. If your politics, ethnicity, religion, drug habits, musical tastes, or sexual mores were not in lockstep with the mainstream, you could find yourself dead, ostracised from society, or in jail pretty easily. Remember that even engaging in oral sex with your own wife was illegal in many states until a couple of years ago. That's not very libertarian, is it?
I'm white, too, but one of my grandfather's brothers was murdered by a Virginia sheriff's deputy for having a German last name.
I scored a 15 on the test, by the way. I liked both Dennis Kucinich and Ron Paul.