Well, __ years ago today, I married the prettiest girl in the whole wide world. I am forbidden to say how many years because she doesn't want anyone to think we are getting old.
Back then I was a fairly handsome young man, weighing in at a hefty 155 pounds with a 29" waistline. Today, I have added a few (did I say few?) more pounds and a little more square footage in the midsection. So I belong to the fat and ugly club.
However, my sweetheart can still get into her wedding dress and her weight is right there where it has always been. She looks more like my daughter than my wife.
Well, 2 kids that are grown and doing well, and 4 beautiful little grand babies later, we are still going strong. I was supposed to retire last year; but we are both still working every day and plan to continue that way.
I'll buy her a Sonic hamburger or a chicken leg from KFC tonight; and we'll reminisce and wonder how we made it this far. We'll try for another one next year.
Well, as Bear would say; another useless bit of information.
