Well OK then, since it's just speculation: I figure that if a big dude was raising a chair over his head and was about to lower the boom on my poor melon: then I might feel justified in applying that forked aluminum Kramer headstock by sliding it behind his patella and giving the guitar a little twist.
Lynyrd Skynyrd could make a song about that except they'd prolly change "patella" to "kneecap."
